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February 24, 2004

Kids, don’t try this at home.

“Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”

(stolen from MeFi)

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February 21, 2004

“Well we don’t know about you, viewers, but in Popjustice’s eyes this really is the best Brits ever!”

Blow By Blow: The 2004 Brit Awards

“8.46: Hilarious DJ Dr Fox comes on to the sound of Tomcraft’s ‘Loneliness’. What with him being a sad lonely old cunt, and everything. He thinks that this is “the best Brits ever". Best British Single winner Dido clearly disagrees - she seems to have chosen to spend the evening in a guitar shop. During her video acceptance speech she waves her Brit Award around a bit. Charisma oozes from the screen. Oh, hang on… That’s just Foxy’s foundation. ”

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February 17, 2004

“Must not mock command decisions in front of the press.”

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

(via MeFi)

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February 13, 2004

“Yeah, but the iPod doesn’t skip.”

“Yeah, so I was looking at iPods today, I thought of you.”

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February 8, 2004

Are film critics obsolete?

What To Rent

“The single greatest question troubling mankind at this time is “What movie should I rent ?". We are here to answer that question! What to Rent is a website linked to a computer-cluster that will recommend a movie for you to watch based upon your personality and the type of film experience you are looking for.”

(via MeFi)

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February 6, 2004

Fox News is the best

I’d just like to point out a spot of excellent reporting from the utterly non-biased Fox News channel from the good ole US of A. Americans who wear flags on their lapels are clearly better journalists.

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February 2, 2004

There’s fuck all on Rockall

It’s back - The Rockall Times.

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February 1, 2004

“My mom won’t let me use Kazaa.”

iTunes for Windows and Mac iSbogus from the same people that brought you www.whatacrappypresent.com

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“It’s not as good as The Year 3000.”

Under eights v middle eights

Bob Dylan: Like A Rolling Stone (1965)

What the grown-ups say: “Dylan drives his inspiration and imagination to even greater heights… Anger, hatred, disgust, defiance, disbelief, apathy, ignorance, repugnance; it’s all here.” (Earthsound)

What the kids say:

Beth This is not good.

Holly He said bums.

Ben Brilliant, this is just brilliant.

Sophie He sounds like he’s just smelled something really bad, like cat poo.

Attention span: 15 seconds.

Better than Busted? “It’s stupid, Busted aren’t stupid.”

(via MeFi)

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