January 12, 2004

Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers

ChavScum - A field guide to Britain’s burgeoning peasant underclass

“Nothing says ‘filthy chavster’ quite like a nice thick pair of big hoopy gold earrings! When I say big, I mean a inside diameter of at least 2 inches! If you see someone with earrings so big they rest on the wearers shoulders, you are in the presence of Chav royalty!”

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Posted 2:31 pm by matthew —

3 Comments

1. An absolute gem of a site!

   I found myself rating Chavette’s on the way home while they were pushing their little brown triplets around Tesco. Oh the comedy…

   Comment by Jamie — January 12, 2004 @ 10:12 pm

2. I’m not going to point out the irony of a member of the Sheppard family posting a link to a website condeming those who “love their mobiles” and “display them at every opportunity” and those who want “a high performance sports car". Matt: you *are* a Chav! ;)

   Comment by Britney Chardonnay Daniella Street-Porter — January 13, 2004 @ 12:23 am

3. This site followed by ITV’s “Wall of Silence” last night, makes you think, muppets.

   “Soldiers, Soldiers, Soldiers!!!”

   Reminds me of school, where people competed to have branded schoot shirts and shoes, and if your sweatshirt was not at least ‘fruit of the loom’ you where scum.

   Comment by Bling-el-Special — January 13, 2004 @ 10:02 am

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